Welcome to the LHC Central:
Lunacy, Hormones & Chaos.
Grab a fan and pull up a chair—assuming you remember why you walked into this room in the first place.
If you’ve recently found yourself weeping over a lost sock, considering a career in professional arson because of a hot flash, or staring at your husband’s chewing face with a renewed sense of "not today," you’ve found your tribe.
Here at LHC, we’ve officially traded our dignity for elastic waistbands and high-velocity cooling systems. We aren't "aging gracefully"—we’re surviving a hormonal hurricane with a touch of grace and a lot of dry shampoo.

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